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Batty Rap is a song by Batty Koda in FernGully: The Last Rainforest.

LyricsEdit

As appeared in the movieEdit

Battys rap song01:02

Battys rap song

Batty

Yo, the name is Batty

The logic is erratic

Potato in a jacket

Toys in the attic

I rock and I ramble

My brain is scrambled

Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal

Female Voice

All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!

Batty

I've been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified

Vivisectified and fed pesticide

My face is all cut up 'cause my radars all shut up

Nurse

I need a check-up from the neck up

I'm Batty

Female Voice

It seems to have no effect, Doctor

Male Voice

Get me another one! Get me another animal!

Batty

They used and abused me

Battered and bruised me

Red wires, green wires

Stuck 'em right through me

So hear my Batty words

And exercise a little prudence

When dealing with

Humans

Full versionEdit

Batty rap LYRICS!03:03

Batty rap LYRICS!

Batty

Yo, the name is Batty

The logic is erratic

Potato in a jacket

Toys in the attic

I rock and I ramble

My brain is scrambled

Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal

Female Voice

All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!

Batty

I've been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified

Vivisectified and fed pesticide

My face is all cut up 'cause my radars all shut up

Nurse

I need a check-up from the neck up

I'm Batty

Female Voice

It seems to have no effect, Doctor

Male Voice

Get me another one! Get me another animal!

Batty

They used and abused me

Battered and bruised me

Red wires, green wires

Stuck 'em right through me

So hear my Batty words

And exercise a little prudence

When dealing with humans...

(Mumbled voices of people talking)

Female Voice

Phone call for Mister Darwin! Phone call!

Male Voice 1

If all the graduate students would please move closer...

Male Voice 2

Scapel...More nitrus oxide, Thomas...

Male Voice 3

The eye make up, when inserted rectally, has some effect...

Male Voice 2

Remove the brain cap

Male Voice 4

If you notice, by dipping the bat in a series of paints...

Male Voice 3

After 600 packs of cigarettes, the animal seems to exhibit some carcinogenetic tendencies...

Female Voice

Mister (inaudible) white courtesy phone!

Male Voice 2

I said ORALLY!

Male Voice 5

Oh God, I'm reading by my genitals!

Male Voice 6

I don't care what you think, you're a graduate student, just DO IT!

Male Voice 2

Insert the elect...You're losing him!

Female Voice

All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenetic

Female Voice

It seems to have no effect, doctor

Male Voice 2

(Inaudible, but possibly a name) Ugh, get me another one, get me ANOTHER ANIMAL!

Male Voice 8

Look Professor! They dance up and down, just like Elvis!

Male Voice 2

Fine. If you could just put him...

Strap him down! If he moves, medicate him!

Medicate him!

MEDICATE HIM!

MEDICATE MEEEEE!

Female Voice

It seems to have no effect, doctor

Male Voice 2

Thank you Nurse.

Why don't you ever call me?

Batty

As you see, the animals don't really feel pain

THEY JUST GET USED TO IT!

Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap

I'm ready to snap

I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips

And jock itch!

Like a rocket in my pocket and I need to scratch

But now I can't stop it

I'm Batty! (Batty, Batty!) I'm Batty (Batty, Batty!)

I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic

I'm Batty! (Batty, Batty!) I'm Batty (Batty, Batty!)

It's my Batty rap

Male Voice 2

Shave his head, you idiot! It's just an ANIMAL!

Batty

My Batty rap

Male Voice 2

Just take a little off the side, that'll be...OW!

Batty

My Batty rap

Who's Batty?

Moi.

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